Keelinisms aka Stuff My Kid Says

Because I don’t talk about her enough and toddlers are hysterical, I give you a collection of Keelinisms: part one of many.

• While looking at a piece of cinnamon toast: “Is it durty on there?” (we are now affectionately calling cinnamon toast dirty toast)
• When nap or bed time approaches: “Just five more minutes. Seven more minutes

• “Holy moly cow”
• When we call her a silly goose: “No I’m not a silly goose I’m Kee-yin”

• After I called her a demon child for making “REDRUM” noises: “I’m NOT a demon child, I’m a wittle gurl”
• “Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt me.”

• After putting Graydon’s drool bib on: “Gotta go show mommy and daddy how cute me are.”
• While putting my bra in the washing machine: “That’s mommy’s boobs”

• “Ok. Yeah, showuh!” (sure)
• “Mama, I pinched my arm. I go show Gammie what it hurts like.”

• Singing: “Let it go. Let it go. My fairy wings and Elsa and Anna. Let it go. My wings. Amen”
• Handing me a strawberry and pointing to the stem: “Mommy, you cut the grass off please?”

• Watching me wash my breast pump cones and bottles: “Is that your boob cup?”
• Every time anyone leaves a room: “Where are you going? What you gonna do there?”

I love my sweet, silly, smart, sassy little bean.

Until next time…