Happy Day O’ Green everyone.
Allow me to take a few minutes to go back in time.
Back to a time when my follower count was closer to 5 than 45 and I woke up on a frigid December morning in Georgia to find the pups were covered in poop and the pipes were frozen in protest of the cold. Remember that? Not fun.
I’m taking you back to this awful morning because I woke today to a very similar, horrific, stinky, upsetting sight.
YES, projectile poop on my freshly vacuumed carpet, compliments of Mr. Pigglesworth.
Here’s the deal.
The pups have a rubber duckie that Z’s aunt gave them for Christmas. They love this thing. It never fails that out of all the indestructible toys we BUY them, they always love the “not really a dog toy” toys that they can tear to pieces.
Ah, the joys of owning a pet!
SO… Mr. Duck used to look like this:
Nothing out of the ordinary.
Now that the pups have had their way with him… he’s missing a few parts. Mostly in these areas:
Where did those parts go, you might ask?
Into little Piggy’s tummy, where they are now reeking havoc and causing a bit of a plug.
That being said, and now that you’re cringing, Pigs is having a bit of trouble using the loo. It’s quite sad. It’s especially sad when I’m on my hands and knees scrubbing the carpet after a blow out.
Gross, I know.
We chucked Mr. Duck and have vowed only to buy indestructible toys.
Here’s hoping his tummy settles and my carpet stays poop free from now on.
BUT, amidst all the poo I suppose there is a bright side… at least the pipes weren’t frozen.
Until next time…
I found my camera cord
Anyone have any tips for really good carpet cleaners?